The Melancholy of Smokey Five-Thousand

These are the urges, memoirs, thoughts and obsessions of a late-twenties, ego-maniacal, narcissistic, hipsterish-madman with a heart of gold who is fed up with the meager whims of society and contrived perceptions of the status quo.

In other words: F*ck you, i'm dope.
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I don’t even like Football all that much

hell, as a black man living stateside, i don’t really like the US too much, either. It’s literally gotten to the point where i can be killed for buying candy while black.

Ugly American

i am aware it’s called Futbol, phonetically pronounced “football”, but here in the states where an acceptable dinner is Macaroni and cheese pizza washed down by a gallon of Mountain Dew and FOX news can make up random stories designed to incite fear in dummies but still called that bullsh*t news and a young black kid can literally be gunned down by a middle aged racist because said kid wanted some goddamn skittles and/or played his Yeezus CD too loudly at the gas station, we call that sh*t Soccer, son. Because Football, REAL football, is goddamn BBQ, zealous Patriotism, ole Glory wavin’, unfounded hatred for the darkies, and yo granmama’s homemade apple pie!imageWe cooked a pig in the ground, motherf*cker.

Captain Falcon

looks like a complete asshole. Whoever designed this costume must have looked at DC let NetherRealm do to their guys for Injustice. These are such terrible, terrible, TERRIBLE, designs and so does Cap Sam. I wonder how long until Marvel kills him and Tumblr explodes with racism. Black man can;t even get a full helmet.On the plus, I like Iron Ghost there. Neat-o designs.

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Sonic CD [1993]

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Mike Tyson vs. Steve Zouski
March 10th, 1986
Look at his head get rocked …

Mike Tyson vs. Steve Zouski

March 10th, 1986

Look at his head get rocked …

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