January 2010
Seething
so i work with this chick that hates me but won’t say she hates me to my face. it’s like an unspoken truth. you know the type; one of these super-passive aggressive, dumb-gossipy, rumor breeding drama-queens. She thinks i’m bad at my job and should be thankful for the opportunity to work at a wage that is essentially disrespectful to me. i happen to disagree. anyway, as i...
December 2009
Clusterf*ck
i’ve blogged, like, a sh*t ton of material today. It’s all i’ve done since getting to work this morning. kind of hilarious considering i still have 3 and a half hours in this clusterf*ck. my Tumblarity (?) has gone from 20 to 40 or something retarded like that. i feel accomplished.
Clusterf*ck, yo.
Also,
i should totally be working. Should be…
“They call me candle guy, simply because I am on fire”
– Clifford Joseph Harris, Jr. (via brainpowow)
Ha. Clifford.
If you can't tell
I like Basketball. Alot.
“i’ll be your Doug.”
– Black Doug from The Hangover
“BREAK DEM ANKLES!”
– Ankle Insurance narrator
“…But where is the Eddie Bauer one?”
– coworker as she browses online for a new stroller.
You know whats fun?
brainpowow:
dubtron:
When three belligerent niggs scream “SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!” at each other at the same time for an extended period of time. Good times. Now everybody shut the fuck up.
“Bag of Sand.”
– Andy, the 40 year old virgin
The Melancholy of Smokey Five-Thousand: You gotta...
I’m in starbucks yesterday before work, having a discussion about religion with a barista there. she’s studying religious philosphy at Sierra and has a very different view of the material than i’m usually accustomed to hearing. apparently, the conversation we were having was rather audible as several people gave us that evil eye. you know, that look of pity, aggression, and disbelief. ...
The Melancholy of Smokey Five-Thousand: Why i find...
So this is a repost from the blog i keep on DA. i find the information logged here to be prudent to the lives of everyone who’ll listen. Not only is it a brilliant social commentary that everyone should intellectually digest, but it’s a damn fine read. Git to it!
I find Tom Cruise creepy. Here’s why: 1. He’s short. Short dudes have all sorts of wonderous complexes. i...
So...
If you haven’t noticed, my Tumblr is full of reposts of other people’s sh*t because, frankly, i got nothing to say right now. Also, my page looked a little sad with all of the white. Accept it as truth and remember, Smokey is all our God.
- S. Five-Thousand
