January 2010
So
my chick is in the club with her friends last night and she decides to go out and dance. during her little excusion someone literally sucks her hand. like, full on puts her hand in their mouth. Understandably creeped out, she exits the dance floor and sits for the rest of the night. feel good story of the year, yo. n*ggas are ridiculous.
Meat Juice II
Dubtron: I want some of that juice and some of your meat juice.
Smokey5000: Well, now, you're going to have to work for some of my meat juice.
Dubtron: Awww, man! Wtf.
Racism
“I have black friends. I’m not getting car-jacked”
That sh*t right there belongs on a t-shirt or a goddamn bumper sticker, yo. Classic.
i like it when
Lady Gaga yells at me. It’s awesome.
“Dude, i just can’t get enough of that fat, juicy ass.”
– Paul Jackson on his continued love for the fat, latin ass
Pole position
brainpowow:
smokeybrand:
Lately i feel like i’m caught in a foot race with myself. There’s no one around, just me running by myself, for what seems like a very, very, VERY long time. my legs hurt. My lungs burn. My vision is getting blurry. I’m exhausted, frustrated and flat out want to quit but i can see that finish line just around the next bend. but damn am i tired. i just want this stupid...
Drowning
Me: It's funny 'cuz i can't swim
Paul J: it's not so much funny as fact.
Me: what?
Paul J: It's cuz you're black.
Me: Whoa!
This one time
Rachel Bilson has a big ass forehead, yo.
My little brother
wants to be a music critic. i think it’s cute.
Butter
your biscuits, foo!
The Melancholy of Smokey Five-Thousand: Pole...
Lately i feel like i’m caught in a foot race with myself. There’s no one around, just me running by myself, for what seems like a very, very, VERY long time. my legs hurt. My lungs burn. My vision is getting blurry. I’m exhausted, frustrated and flat out want to quit but i can see that finish line just around the next bend. but damn am i tired. i just want this stupid race to end...
“You don’t want girls thinking you suck dick at f*cking pussy, okay?!”
– Seth explaining his philosophy on sex in college to Evan
picturesofgirls:
tattoome:
The Fourth Kind
sh*ts scary, yall!
“The best porn is fat, latin asses porn. i love a fat, latin ass, man!”
– Paul Jackson on his love for the fat, latin ass in pornography
I hella want to watch Addams Family Values now
sephoenix:
smokeybrand:
sephoenix:
smokeybrand:
Right now.
My bff says that compared to her family, the Addams family’s a totally normal family. Dysfunctional family ftw :/
really? My little brother is a scumbag. that has nothing to do with anything, i just like saying it out loud. Christina Ricci sure was cute back in the day…
I <3 Christina Ricci… In a non-lesbionic way :/
...
Once upon a time
All our God had and Mustang. it was a beautiful example; wild and brilliant. She roared with all the ferocity expected of her pedigree and scared all the lesser creatures off of the road. but one day, out of the blue, our Hero abandoned the state to pursue life, leaving his beloved in the trustworthy hands of his younger brother. in time, our Hero returned to find his stable lost to, his wild...
I hella want to watch Addams Family Values now
sephoenix:
smokeybrand:
Right now.
My bff says that compared to her family, the Addams family’s a totally normal family. Dysfunctional family ftw :/
really? My little brother is a scumbag. that has nothing to do with anything, i just like saying it out loud. Christina Ricci sure was cute back in the day…
Thinking about starting a blog...
sephoenix:
Not that my life is any interesting…. :/
But Iono, maybe post on random shit that happens in my life.
What do you guys think?
That’s what i do! At work! ‘cus i have all the time in the world to get lost in the sea of my thoughts there… >.>
I hella want to watch Addams Family Values now
Right now.
Is It Weird That...
brainpowow:
as I get older I appreciate my childhood even though it was chalked full disfunction and bad memories? For some reason all those terrible things just make the memories of me watching Good Burger late at night…. or me riding my bike to the golf course to steal rabbits… or me walking to ampm to buy my favorite candy bar ( Snickers BTW) alot more meaningful, God I miss being a kid
...
I like
how there seems to be a breakdown in communication between what is being said by the international community and what is being said by the hatian community. There are accolades of triumph and good will coming out of world press about the efforts taking place there in the wake of this horrendous event. Life is triumphing over adversity. They all seem to be stopping just short of sayign thriving,...
The Melancholy of Smokey Five-Thousand: Scumbag
“I love you.” These three words carry a bit of weight when exchanged between two people. The simple utterance can alter both lives for better or worse. To say these words is to commit yourself to whomever received them, regardless of sex, creed, race or the like. You say them when you mean them, never before simply because of the ramifications that come after. if you love someone, you...
“If i wanted to get rid of you, i’d have your kids.”
– The missus after i asked if she was trying to get rid of me.
