You totally know that kids’ parents dressed her up as Voltron. i bet she doesn’t even know what the hell Go-Lion is. F*ck Yeah, 1980’s!
The Melancholy of Smokey Five-Thosand: Deus Ex...
It never ceases to amaze me whenever i get into a debate about the intricacies of evolution or enviornmental diversity, someone chimes in with “God did it”. it’s a frustrating thing becasue God has absolutely no place in a conversation about scientific theory. you can’t put a supernatural origin on the natural world because IT’S THE GODDAMN SUPERNATURAL! by definition it’s exceeds anything in...
Why is Sarah Palin on TV? i get that the Republicans want to keep her face out there in hopes for a run in 2012 but, my God, this chick is the dumbest broad i have ever seen! seriously, how desperate do you have to be to hitch your wagon to THIS chick?! It’s bloody pathetic. And the kicker is, there are those out there, a large number situated in hate-me-cuz-i’m-different middle...
It’s an odd thing to watch someone you’ve known since birth grow into adulthood. They have to make their own decisions and mistakes in order to learn what it means to be a true adult but when their transgressions and epiphnaies mirror your own so strikingly, you can’t help but wonder if you’re hardwired to stumble at the same steps in life. very odd, indeed.
my little brother may have learned a lesson?! Hope springs eternal…
Paul J: What are you looking for?
Me: An orange one.
Paul J: You don't want a watermelon one?
Me: Nah, yo. I hate watermelon
Paul J: Here, take this fruit punch one.
Me: i guess that'll work...
Paul J: I KNOW!
Sh*t’s scary, Y’all!
Smokey brand facts
Fact 1: Smokey is deathly afraid of horses. I can’t stand them. it’s the eyes. you ever had a horse stare at you? it’s like looking into oblivion. There is no life there, no exsitance. just black. sh*t is not cool.
think i’m in a classic mood today.
Call me Godzilla 'cuz i'm king of the monsters
it bothers me that my little brother has posted more king Kaiju related material than i have. i’m more than confident my love for Godzilla exceeds his, yet, i have only two posts to show for that admiration. Two posts which i reblogged from HIM! today is a sad day in the land of Smokeville…
Black History Month
Me: Watermelon gum. Watermelon drink. Man, you sure you don't have a little coon in you?
Paul J: It is Black History Month.