May 2010
Six Flags
F*ck Six Flags.
F*ckery
F*ckery.
Travis Barker
can’t be seen on the drums by anyone.
There
is a distinct lack of bosoms on my Tumblr today. i’m saddended by this…
Tyler Durdan
you know, we never actually learned Tyler’s real name. Like, he’s kind of a nameless specter. I own three copies of Fight Club and just now realized it.
@SmokeyBrand
brainpowow:
smokeybrand:
brainpowow:
smokeybrand:
brainpowow:
Tell me why I pulled a women your age yesterday… I’m pretty fuckin’ awesome lol
Depends on where this chick was pulled. cuz if it’s around you area, then she’s really like 16 mentally. and dumb.
Midtown… and she was stupid tatted **salivation**
nice. nice. midtown use to be the hotspot for those chicks when i was...
“I felt like destroying something beautiful.”
– “Cornelius”
@SmokeyBrand
brainpowow:
smokeybrand:
brainpowow:
Tell me why I pulled a women your age yesterday… I’m pretty fuckin’ awesome lol
Depends on where this chick was pulled. cuz if it’s around you area, then she’s really like 16 mentally. and dumb.
Midtown… and she was stupid tatted **salivation**
nice. nice. midtown use to be the hotspot for those chicks when i was younger, hipsters and...
@SmokeyBrand
brainpowow:
Tell me why I pulled a women your age yesterday… I’m pretty fuckin’ awesome lol
Depends on where this chick was pulled. cuz if it’s around you area, then she’s really like 16 mentally. and dumb.
Shakin'
Paul J: F*cking Kyle. always rejecting me and sh*t.
Me: Of course. you're a bad influence. Be havin' his daughter pulling down her pants and shakin' it for cash in no time.
Paul J: Oh, sh*t! What?!! You're a f*cking bad man, Ryan Holmes...
Brain Powow: Happiness →
I’ve come to the realization that Happiness is an unattainable goal in my life. Its an Oasis type of ideal because I’ll always strive for it but most likely it will always be out of reach. I’d say my life has been 90% disappointment and about 10% bliss. This is not made up either, I can literally…
Your life is 90 percent disappointment because you let it be. You’ve outgrown your...
@SmokeyBrand
brainpowow:
How ‘bout them Lakers?
How bout em? 2-1 doesn’t mean anything. get at me if the Suns manage 2-2.
Hindsight
In 1979, the Chicago Bulls lost a coin toss for the first round pick of that years draft. It went to the Lakers who selected Magic Johnson. The Lakers finished 47–35 but, through clever maneuvering, acquired the overall first pick from the New Orleans Jazz. “Tails” never looked so god, man.
