Lollipop (Candyman) by Aqua
Because this is superior to Barbie Girl.
All Our God
The Melancholy of Smokey Five-Thousand
These are the urges, memoirs, thoughts and obsessions of a late-twenties, neohipster douchebag fed up with the meager whims of society and contrived perceptions of the status quo.
In other words: F*ck you, i'm dope.